BWHAHAHAHA someone just walked into the office we’re filming in like, trying to sell something??? and the girl who’s playing the receptionist in the scene played along cuz she was confused and thought he was just super in character???
but then a PA came over and led him away AND HE HAD THIS HUGE RIP DOWN THE BACK OF HIS PANTS and we all lost our professionalism and like broke down in silent laughter and were pointing and giggling at his ass until he was out of earshot and then we all fucking exploded into laughter and when the PA who led him away came back he had this strained look and was like “DID ANYONE SEE THE HOLE??” AND WE ALL DIED EVEN MORE.
it was probably only funny in the moment and my storytelling does it no justice (probably also helps that we were all deliriously tired) but as a result of this I am definitely awake now.
im not gunna make it im gunna pass out at work
me and a ton of other people are walking around like zombies and downing coffee and we’re all losing this battle please save me
i got called into work late sunday as i was nodding off and it fucked up my whole schedule and i’ve since been awake and i have work in another few hours and imma be there 14 hours and probably die so yeah bye
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.