• white person: how do you say my name in your language??
  • me: pendejo
Posted 15 hours ago at 2:37 pm on Monday, July 28, 2014 with 38,265 notes
source: youngpreciosa  |  via: ruf1ohn1tram
tagged xHBFBHGHDJH  

BWHAHAHAHA someone just walked into the office we’re filming in like, trying to sell something??? and the girl who’s playing the receptionist in the scene played along cuz she was confused and thought he was just super in character???

but then a PA came over and led him away AND HE HAD THIS HUGE RIP DOWN THE BACK OF HIS PANTS and we all lost our professionalism and like broke down in silent laughter and were pointing and giggling at his ass until he was out of earshot and then we all fucking exploded into laughter and when the PA who led him away came back he had this strained look and was like “DID ANYONE SEE THE HOLE??” AND WE ALL DIED EVEN MORE.

it was probably only funny in the moment and my storytelling does it no justice (probably also helps that we were all deliriously tired) but as a result of this I am definitely awake now.

Posted 16 hours ago at 12:47 pm on Monday, July 28, 2014 with 33 notes
tagged xtaitalking  

im not gunna make it im gunna pass out at work

me and a ton of other people are walking around like zombies and downing coffee and we’re all losing this battle please save me

Posted 17 hours ago at 12:34 pm on Monday, July 28, 2014 with 11 notes
urtube:

youpickitrs:

-nostalgia intensifies-

Classic

urtube:

youpickitrs:

-nostalgia intensifies-

Classic

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

Posted 20 hours ago at 9:25 am on Monday, July 28, 2014 with 1,524 notes
source: toocooltobehipster  |  via: verdantbeing
atomic-glitter:

bana05:

kit-kat-sb:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol
didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

This makes me so mad

Just damn. The racism is FLAGRANT. Like, wow. I would’ve rather everyone be white and WRONG than this fuckery here. Good Lord.

*insert white person who sees no problem with this, we’re all humans, and at least Black people were cast at all since Egyptians weren’t Black!!!, totally disregarding the fact that they were AND these Black actors are playing roles which are nameless and specifically lower class*
(That white person has already been here though, haven’t they?)

atomic-glitter:

bana05:

kit-kat-sb:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol

didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

This makes me so mad

Just damn. The racism is FLAGRANT. Like, wow. I would’ve rather everyone be white and WRONG than this fuckery here. Good Lord.

*insert white person who sees no problem with this, we’re all humans, and at least Black people were cast at all since Egyptians weren’t Black!!!, totally disregarding the fact that they were AND these Black actors are playing roles which are nameless and specifically lower class*

(That white person has already been here though, haven’t they?)

Posted 21 hours ago at 8:34 am on Monday, July 28, 2014 with 30,815 notes

i got called into work late sunday as i was nodding off and it fucked up my whole schedule and i’ve since been awake and i have work in another few hours and imma be there 14 hours and probably die so yeah bye

Posted 1 day ago at 1:48 am on Monday, July 28, 2014 with 4 notes

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

image

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

Posted 1 day ago at 7:43 pm on Sunday, July 27, 2014 with 85,365 notes
source: imsoshive  |  via: ruf1ohn1tram
tagged x//SPITS  

octent:

n-a-blue-box:

Robert Downey Jr. nicknames Chris Evans “Dorito”.

RDJ has a tumblr im convinced of it

Wait
taidstick
is this your fault lmao? xD

oH MY GOD I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP SO BAD

(Source: iwantcupcakes)

Posted 1 day ago at 7:23 pm on Sunday, July 27, 2014 with 27,509 notes
source: iwantcupcakes  |  via: octent
stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

Posted 1 day ago at 6:39 pm on Sunday, July 27, 2014 with 71,618 notes

(Source: pinkmanjesse)